If I’m wearing shorts PLEASE don’t point out my self harm scars or ask about them. Thank you.
Click here to watch Stephen Colbert take a look at impossible beauty standards on The Colbert Report.
Meanwhile, full episodes of The Report are always available on the Comedy Central app.
WHAT DO WE WANT? CUTE BOYS
WHEN DO WE WANT THEM? maybe in like an hour or so i need to shower and get ready for this
*this pizza serves 4-6 people*
bitch, the only person eating this pizza is me